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FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right & you need to Shut Up!!!

5 MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half and hour.
 5 minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the Calm & Storm. This means "Something" & you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with 'NOTHING' usually end in "FINE".

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!!!

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an Idiot & Wonders Why she is waiting her time standing here & arguing with you are "NOTHING".

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
"THAT'S OKAY" means that she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you will Pay for your Mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you.
Do not Question it or Faint.
Just say you're Welcome.

WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying " *!#@ You "!

Tell the Men you Know, to Warn them about future argument they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Tell your Women Friends to give them a good Laugh!!!

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG (Means Village).

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (Is Quite True)

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him; If u do!! He says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;   If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If u tell this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......  but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....